Kiss the Girls and Make Them Die



Kiss the Girls and Make Them Die (AKA "Se tutte le donne del mondo" and "If All the Women in the World") is a 1966 Italian-American spy film starring Michael Conners, Dorothy Provine, and Raf Vallone. Like many "Eurospy" movies of the time period, it is both a clone and a tongue-in-cheek parody of the popular James Bond series of films.

Plot
Banana-loving CIA secret agent Kelly (Conners) and his UK counterpart Susan Fleming (Provine) travel to Rio de Janeiro (along with Susan's high-tech Rolls-Royce supercar), to stop the wealthy industrialist Ardonian (Vallone) from using a rare toxin and a network of satellites to sterilize the entire male population of Earth (excluding himself). To re-populate the Earth "properly," he has also been kidnapping beautiful women and placing them in suspended animation, to serve as the future mothers of his children once his plan is successful.

Susan is captured by Ardonian and taken to his lair in the jungle. Ardonian then pulls a double cross, electrocuting the Chinese delegation but sparing Wilma Soong (Seyna Seyn) for a dastardly fate. Ardonian tells Susan his plan showing the fate of the missing women-all frozen in tubes but Susan refuses him. Wilma shows up dressed in a robe and she is injected with a drug that places her in a trance and she is frozen like the rest. Susan escapes but is recaptured and placed in the rocket meanwhile Kelly battles Ardonian tossing him into the freezing machine putting him on ice.